shez-a-bitch:

yes yes yes yes yes oh fuck yes

shez-a-bitch:

yes yes yes yes yes oh fuck yes

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  • Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
  • Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.

69,517 notes

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

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basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

(Source: nointerrruption)

23,884 notes

Love Somebody - Maroon 5

(Source: hiddlesy)

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nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

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dymondlovezrocroyal:

cjmadeuwetdabed:

aint he adorable :’)

That’s so cute ❤

dymondlovezrocroyal:

cjmadeuwetdabed:

aint he adorable :’)

That’s so cute ❤

4,865 notes

whirlwindpixi:


everyday of my life

every..fucking….day

whirlwindpixi:

everyday of my life

every..fucking….day

(Source: whoresinseoul)

23,217 notes